I Applied to Be a Malt Beverage Poster Girl.

Technically, I applied to be the next "Miss Joose". Joose is a malt beverage and an energy drink combo. Tomorrow, my friend and I are having a Joose tasting on my roof (I now live in Brooklyn). Anyhow, I went to the site to see how many flavors they have (cause I know there are a fair share), and I saw that they are looking for the next Miss Joose.

Honestly, I wish to be the nest Miss Joose. It would enhance my life. Not kidding.

So this is what I wrote:

Laughing, relaxing, making crazy costumes and clothing, writing, cooking, making mini-movies and songs, camping, and partying. Seriously partying. I graduated high school a year early because I was in search of something beyond the monotonous weekends. I went to a an alternative hippie activist travel school called Friends World Program, which brought me to San Francisco for an internship. And partying. Left that, went to a NY state school. Graduated with international relations degree, worked to get Bush out of office (did not work), moved to Park City. Partied. The whole Morman dry-state thing is a myth, which you may know if you have been to Sundance. Lived on and off in NY and in Guatemala on a volcanic lake. Seriously partied. I am fortunate enough to have enjoyed a very special time when full moon parties were the thing on this lake. Watching the sunrise over volcanoes in paradise with travelers from all over the world, electronic music pumping in the background- this is an exquisite moment. A nice wrinkle in time. Partied and south america. In Argentina, people don't go to the bar until 2 am. Wine-tasting via bike. In Brasil's Sao Paulo, the government shuts the streets down for a 2-day culture festival. Which they sponsor. This includes a huge electronica party outside one of the countrie's top law schools. I went to Europe and joined these swiss friends I have, for their "one-million euro trip". They especially wanted me because I hulahoop with fire. I can hulahoop with fire and take my clothes off at the same time (but the latter is not necessary). I DJ a little- in Guatemala, El Salvador, and NY.
It is Saturday night and I am taking it easy. You know why? Because I went to a huge burning man costume party in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and then I went to an after party at one of the many lofts we have here. And I got home at 6pm. I do not do cocaine. You know it's a good night when you get home back 6pm the next day with White Castle leftovers. Every weekend, there are a ton of loft parties that go all-night here in NY. My friends throw the parties, DJ, etc. I will DJ when I get around to it. I will also hulahoop with fire once my firehoop gets fixed.
I go to festivals. Specifically: Mountain Jam, Camp Bisco, Desiderata, Gathering of the Vibes, and Burning Man. I spend fall in Northern California. I party there. Specifically, at electronic events, burning man events, and even this secret party train through the redwoods in Mendocino county.
I don't need to drink all the time- I know this because sometimes I don't drink or party. But at the moment, I'm living it up in the nexus of my generation's culture. It's not what you do that kills you- it's the guilt you have about it. This was told to me on the Mendocino party train.
To be straight forward- I party. I will be partying for a while, around the world. My friends party. I can serve as an asset to your firm in various ways. I am idea factory. And I happen to look good.