Sunday, May 24, 2009

MOSQUITOES


Ok, so I have this book full of questions, and one of them is, or something to this effect:
If you could make any animal on the planet extinct, which would it be?

I asked my friend Julia this question, maybe she was the first for this question, and she said mosquitoes. I was impressed... It had never dawned on me. Not that I had been thinking about this question for much time anyhow.

So, currently, estimated research shows that I have 3.4 million mosquito bites on my body. They seem to have congregated around my lower ass. Mostly from after the Snoopy Disco outside of Venice, when I was too drunk to feel their bites through the chairs), legs. Ankles, everywhere. Oh, the torture.

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